i just got an sms from my friend and employer chris from hamburg. we are doing a project for a real-estate investment firm in berlin. he asked me for some last minute changes before his presentation on monday. problem is i am on a farm in worcester amongst south african moutains.

polka makes a lot of sense
when it is than
mustard is eating my brain
so now what
pokemon rules and dogs
do not care if cats
combined with cars
can go the distance
however if you are ever around
make sure potatos
are rotten
when you enter the castle of evil
forget the color of your underwear
sun is green only
when jupiter is on purple ice
rats are […]

i got a small book with george orwell’s essays. i am not sure if i read the whole book or not since i jump back and forth a lot. some parts i might have read several times while i some i might have missed. overall i enjoyed the book.

an average person
farts fourteen times a day
and creates maybe a litre of gas
multiply this by how many people
there are in this tiny atmosphere
and remember it next time
you complain about someone
farting next to you

every minute of every day i have so much to write about but i hardly have the means to get it all down on a blog.