Archive for December, 2007

the way poetry was 100 years ago

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

polka makes a lot of sense
when it is than
mustard is eating my brain
so now what
pokemon rules and dogs
do not care if cats
combined with cars
can go the distance
however if you are ever around
make sure potatos
are rotten
when you enter the castle of evil
forget the color of your underwear
sun is green only
when jupiter is on purple ice
rats are […]

george orwell: why i write

Monday, December 10th, 2007

i got a small book with george orwell’s essays. i am not sure if i read the whole book or not since i jump back and forth a lot. some parts i might have read several times while i some i might have missed. overall i enjoyed the book.

fart

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

an average person
farts fourteen times a day
and creates maybe a litre of gas
multiply this by how many people
there are in this tiny atmosphere
and remember it next time
you complain about someone
farting next to you