igor nastic was 29th in ironman 70.3 world champs.

then he hired me as a coach and his results started to deteriorate.

our coaching relationship is like this:

me: what is your weight?

igor: ask me next week.

me: stop fucking around.

igor: i love you.

me: stop eating pork at 2am.

igor: i love it.

me: i love it too.

igor: let’s go for a drink.

me: ok.

he pays me for this.