watching some movies feels like poring melting led into the eyes.

or holding your breath in the bottom of a urine pool.

or trying not to fall asleep after not sleeping for three nights.

here are three movies i made several attempts at watching and quit each time within minutes:

bedazzled with brendan fraser and elisabeth hurley.

apparently this movie is listed on imdb as one of hurley’s top movies.

swept away directed by buy ritchie featuring madonna.

zardoz with sean connery as lead role in borat like outfit.

cia considered using these movies instead of waterboarding but they decided it is too cruel.

research confirms that if you watch all three of these movies in one day you might start a zombie apocalypse.