getting teeth out

johnny rotten paris hilton amy winehouse

today a dental surgeon took three of my teeth out.

it started with a bunch of really unpleasant needle stings in my mouth.

continued with a lot of blood and weird cracking sounds in my skull.

ended up with more space in my mouth, three painkillers (one for each tooth), and mouth full of blood for most of the day.

no food but cold soup and cold crème brûlée.

now i am left wondering if i should install gold teeth?

i read on wikipedia they are fashionable in eastern europe and in hip hop culture

if i were an ukra-hop star i would for surely need to have gold teeth.

ps my new dentist and dental surgeon were super nice, thank you!