No one would run a marathon if they had to sign a confidentiality agreement first.
It’s not rocket science. Hong Kong has 95% tax compliance,
because it’s code is only 4 pages long with a 15% flat tax.
Sure, I’ll have $6 bottle of Evian with a glass full of ice made from tap water.
Person 1: George Bush spent 8 years putting a giant ‘Kick Me’ sign on Americas back,
yet people blame Obama.
Person 2: Do you work here?
‘Just be yourself’ is good advice to probably 5% of people.
God created energy drinks so that we know who gets paid by the hour.
Gucci suits are like Corvettes. They’re a great way of telling people you didn’t always have money.
Drugs to pro athletes is like plastic surgery to actors. They’re here to entertain me. Who gives a fuck.