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blankfein ceo goldman sachs sworn in

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No one would run a marathon if they had to sign a confidentiality agreement first.

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It’s not rocket science. Hong Kong has 95% tax compliance,

because it’s code is only 4 pages long with a 15% flat tax.

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Sure, I’ll have $6 bottle of Evian with a glass full of ice made from tap water.

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Person 1: George Bush spent 8 years putting a giant ‘Kick Me’ sign on Americas back,

yet people blame Obama.

 

Person 2: Do you work here?

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‘Just be yourself’ is good advice to probably 5% of people.

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God created energy drinks so that we know who gets paid by the hour.

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Gucci suits are like Corvettes. They’re a great way of telling people you didn’t always have money.

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Drugs to pro athletes is like plastic surgery to actors. They’re here to entertain me. Who gives a fuck.

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