my own chuck norris facts

chuck norris

there is this hard core online obsession with original chuck norris facts ( i think it is fine to come up with new chuck norris facts. here is my own try at chuck norris facts:

when god created the world he made it into a paradise. then chuck norris roundhouse kicked god in the face and made him create a new world in which people struggle and suffer. chuck norris also insisted on a concept of pain. god is the only entity who ever survived chuck norris’ roundhouse kick in the face. however, due to damages caused by the kick, god was not able to hear any prayers from us humans ever since. this is how chuck norris created a world which suits him most.

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